I don't think I'll hold my breath looking at that boat But the plate is in the fridge - no wine left - just a banging headache - but I've probably got time to pop out and buy some more without fear of missing you? ............
I'll be there, I have my floates for bad weather. I have to admit, I may have to Give up the ship, doesn't seem to be moving that well. And I'm running out of supplies, luckly the pony is still here so I can make it back home for more. The pony will have to do with less, so he may not have as much get up and go, which is fine, I feel a headace coming on.
Maybe you could lash pieces of the boat together and float across - mind you, navigation might be a little difficult - you'll have to use the sun and the stars - probably best to try for home and formualate a new plan - I may have to buy more mushrooms
I am planning my trip, the pony threw a fit and bucked me off, because he didn't get enough wine for the return trip and acts like he has a headache. So I am on foot, but when I get home, I am going to get a sheet for a sail, a paddle, and a rain coat to match my boots and cowboy hat. And more wine ofcourse, that always seem to make things much much better.
You'll need your raincoat - been raining for days - but maybe you should pack a compass too - so you can find your way and a corkscrew to open the wine
Good idea, I am going to get a back pack mule to carry my supplies this time, that pony took me places I shouldn't have been. I had a farmer chasing me with a pitch fork,and he was saying things that was all new to me, thats when I drug the pony instead of it dragging me. I dropped a bottle of wine to distract the farmer, what a waste. I plan to get two compasses, one for the mule, and one for me.
Perhaps pony's don't make very good navigators Hate to think of that Farmer drinking our wine - still never mind - I'm putting in an order today and getting stocked up ready for your arrival Perhaps it might be better to use a bird and fly here - perhaps one that is used to migrating - or better still if you're not in a hurry I could train a homing pigeon?
I would need a full head gear to avoid the bird poop,one that has window wipers and spray to wash and clean off the poop. Maybe we should think of another way, hot air balloon might work, as long as a storm and high winds doesn't come along for the ride. But with a lot of wine, who cares. It could be interesting, like riding in a rodeo, bucking, pitching,and throwing the body every witch way! I might need that pigeon after all!!